It was the season of giving, and Alfred knew exactly how to get back in The Mother’s good graces. He knew when she was being good, and he knew when she was being bad. One of the times she was being bad is when she was taking pictures. They were dimly lit and very grainy, but Alfred understood that it wasn’t entirely her fault.
He made his list, and he checked it twice. The next morning, The Mother awoke to a $275 Amazon gift card, with a note that commanded enjoyment of a particular Speedlite she had been eying.
If you look closely in the picture, you’ll see that she has been eying it, literally. Well done, Alfred.