“And God said to The Mother, ‘You don’t have to be lonely anymore,’ and then there was The Girl. God paused, and saw that this was freakin’ sweet, perhaps even a little too sweet, so He added, ‘but this will not be without hardships,” and then there was Alfred.”
The Mother is the mother of The Girl and one other. She enjoys a lot of things she can’t mention, along with a few things she can. Pokémon is one of these things. Fallout 3 is another. She also likes Dodge Stealths.