The Girl was born prematurely on The Parents’ one-year anniversary. She was supposed to be a May baybay, but she likes diamonds better than emeralds.
The Girl is too little to be interested in much other than The Mother, The Father, and Alfred. She does, however, have a distinct personality despite her young age. She is very serious, even when she is dancing. She finds her own farts funny on occasion, has a penchant for smiling at inopportune moments, and always looks interested in whatever The Parents are eating.